Total Medals Earned: 134 (From 53 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,260 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/180 points)
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Gardens!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Dungeons!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Catacomb!
Create a Potion
Cast the Purge Spell
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Viaduct!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ruins!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ramparts!
Allow the Heroes to breach the Sanctum! (Game Over)
Defeat every Hero and defend your home!
Cast the Shuffle Spell
Cast the Meteor Spell
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (55/80 points)
Bring rain to your followers
Bring rain to those who do not worship the Snakedragon
Bring rain equally to all
Flood the village
Deny rain to all
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/160 points)
Beat the Tutorial Slime!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
You looked at the credits, yay!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (135/240 points)
fire your gun
Kill Peter the Ant.
accidentally kill 25 civilians in one sitting
thats scary
Soprano
Medals Earned: 2/24 (55/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel